A month! Learn the piano in a month! I will teach you everything you could possibly want to know in a month. I won’t even teach you the music, because I want you to enjoy it so much and eventually learn a damn lot more than just the piano. No more, no less, and to top it all, I will take you to concerts in your neighborhood!”
Socrates was stunned…
“You cannot teach me how to play the piano, man!” He screamed. “I would never believe you. You’ll never be able to teach me, and you will never have my back!”
“I’m not stupid. I know that you can teach me, and I know that the only thing I will ever need is that piano! What kind of human are you then? You don’t know what it is to be a human?”
“Human or not, this ain’t your story.”
“Of course it’s not my story.”
“Then you’re going to tell me a story, you damn pervert!”
He looked around. There were dozens of people there. Some looked like he did, some looked as if they did, some were a mix of all three. Some were laughing and joking, others were staring, some didn’t seem to like the sound of his voice.
“Do you see all the people there?” he asked.
“Yeah, they’re all here.”
“Well, how can you make it seem like they come to play at all? They only show up at parties! You do everything for the music, which is all for the music. You show up all the time!”
“I know. I’m not lying to you, Socrates. I get paid like a musician.”
“You don’t think I’m a musician.” He said.
“You want to be, don’t you?”
“No! I’m no good at anything.”
“You’re a musician, then. So what did you do?”
“It’s not very useful.”
“So why is this conversation so important to you?”
“Because I don’t like to be embarrassed. It’s not like I’ll ever stop embarrassing myself!” He said. “So you will teach me how to play the piano?”
“How? Why? How can you teach me how to play the piano when all you’ve shown me
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